First Post, Worst Post?

The title is fitting and very possibly accurate.

You see – I never intended on having a blog, unless you count the time I was seriously considering watching every Matthew McConaughey movie and critiquing it in blog format once a week. It really is a brilliant idea and one I really should do someday, so don’t steal my brilliant idea. Seriously – I will use all the money my EAP will cover for an attorney to defend my somewhat clever piece of intellectual property.

But back to the subject at hand. If you told me a year ago I would not only have an internet presence, but write a blog, I would have laughed at you hard. Like meme-worthy hard.

And yet here I am.

Writing the first blog post of many to come, pontificating on my life during grad school, my reflections on classes, people I meet, places I go – technology I try to break. Or better yet, and possibly just as numerous, whatever Hallmark Channel atrocity I cant seem to pull myself away from. Seriously – they are truly awful movies seemingly written by 8th grade girls starring some men whom I am utterly convinced are AI generated because no man is THAT handsome. Heeyyyyy – I just thought of something to look into while pursuing my degree in HR technology. I feel a dissertation coming on…it will be riveting for sure.

So as I close out, and grab my second Door Dash delivery of
the day (I will let you ponder what I got), I hope you pretend to enjoy reading
this blog as much as I will pretend to enjoy writing it. And hopefully it will never get to the point where I outright love it (it may happen), unless of course I am critiquing whatever Matthew McConaughy movie I am watching that week, and aside from “True Detective” (technically not a movie – I know), it could really go either way. Sorry, Matthew but there are a few that are just hot garbage water. Seriously – “Fools Gold”? Did you lose a bet there? You didn’t need the money by that time, you already had the hair plugs. I will never understand that one…